Thomas has a goldfish named sam, he won him at the fair a month ago, thomas is a serial godlfish owner, this is 175th goldfish. He is terribly obsessed with them and Martha and Frank, his parents, think it is unhealthy and cant figure out how to help him/get him to stop, And oddly, the goldfish always dissapear after 1 month and 7 days exactly, at 12:45PM in the afternoon. His parents hired a detective from Temu to figure what is happenng to the goldfish. The detective sits outside Thomas's apartment in his brown car. He gets out of the car and sees Thomas leaving his apartment. Does the dective run and hide or do they lie about their identity and introduce themselves to Thomas?
[[RUN AND HIDE]]
[[LIE AND INTRODUCE THEMSELVES TO THOMAS]] The detective jumps into the bushes! But he's not quick enough! Thomas see's him and pulls out a gun from his pocket! What should the detective do?
[[ Pull out your gun and shoot that hoe!]] [[Show him your butt!!!]]You walk up to thomas and extend your hand while saying: "Hello, are you Thomas?". Thomas does not answer. You get really irritated. "Well you ugly fuck, I'm a detective and I want to know what you've been doing with all your fucking goldfish!" you scream in his face. He gasps and begins to run away! You pull out your gun and pull the trigger but you miss! You chase him as fast as you can and you both end up running on the sidewalk! You tackle Thomas and you both roll into traffic and get hit by a log truck.
🫵Ya'll Died🫵You pull your gun from your back pocket and pull the trigger right when Thomas does. When the bullets collide they create a black hole from the brute impact! The black hole begins to suck you both into it! You try to cling onto the bushes but nothing can stop the suction of the hole! The bush is up rooted and you and Thomas zip into the hole!
[[The Black Hole]]
You pull your pants down to expose your red pimply ass!!! Thomas is shocked by the sight of your butt! In fact, when an old woman gazes it at it he is filled with jeaousy and rage! Thomas shoots the old lady in the foot! He puts his gun in his pocket and throws you over his shoulder! He takes you into his apartment and locks the door behind him! He throws you onto the couch and asks you: "What the fuck are you doing in my apartment complex with your cheeks out?" What do you say?
[[Bitch! What the fuck are doing with all those fucking goldfish you freak!]]
[[Shut the fuck up! You were about to shoot me!]]
Thomas's blood runs cold and he begins to shake and shiver! "I... I..." he says while quivoring! "Tell me where they are!!" you scream! Suddenly Thomas moans and lets out the loudest and stankiest fart known to man. As you see the wave of stank air coming towards you, you know you must duck for cover or you will be poisned by the fumes and die. So what the fuck do you do?
[[You jump behind the couch!]]
[[You try to smash through his living room window!]]
"And was 😜" Thomas claps back. "But after seeing your red pimply ass, I felt sorry for you and spared your life. You need to get some Curology" Thomas says. "🫵YOU LIE🫵" You scream at him "YOU WERE TURNED ON BY MY RED PIMPLY ASS!! THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T SHOOT ME!!!". Thomas's eyes bulge out of his head as he yells back: "THAT'S NOT TRUE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!". He pulls out his gun to shoot you and out've self-defense, you turn your red pimply ass toward him!! What's your next move?
[[You Fart]]
[[You hope Thomas will be pacified by the sight of your red and pimply ass and choose not to shoot you]]You jump behind the couch, but the force of the fart moves the couch and you behind it towards the living room wall at an alarming speed. 🫵YOU ARE SMASHED BETWEEN THE COUCH AND THE WALL🫵 YOUR BONES AND SHIT ARE OBLITERATED🫵
🫵YOU ARE DEAD🫵YOU RUN STRAIGHT AT THE WINDOW AND TRY TO SMASH THROUGH THE GLASS WITH ALL THE FORCE YOUR BODY CAN MUSTER. 🫵BUT YOU'RE A TWINK🫵 SO THE GLASS REMAINS UNDISTURBED AS YOU BOUNCE OFF IT AND HIT THE GROUND. AS YOU BREATH IN FART AIR, YOUR LUNGS BEGIN TO SPASM. AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE NO OXYGEN. YOUR VISION BECOMES BLURRY AND YOU BEGIN TO LOOSE CONCIOUSNESS . SUDDENLY THOMAS IS ON TOP OF YOU AND ABOUT TO PRESS HIS LIPS ONTO YOURS TO GIVE YOU CPHERRR💅 YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON HIS BROAD CHEST TO STOP HIM FROM KISSING YOU. "IF YOU DON'T LWT ME GIVE YOU CPHERR 💅 YOU WILL DIE!!" THOMAS SCREAMS. WHAT DO YOU DO?
[[You let him give you CPHERRR💅]]You black out just when his lips touch yours. When you awaken, you're in a bubble bath full of healthy orange goldfish. Thomas is at the end of the tub rubbing your big ass feet. "So this where all the goldfish are?" You ask. "Yes" Thomas replies gentley while popping the joints in each of your toes. "I use them for exfoliation" he says. "They love to eat the dead skin from my body after a long day of work at the dentist office". "Oh sweet" you say, "What now?". Thomas looks at you with his big doe eyes and says "Well, you're still pretty fucked up from the radiation of my fart blast. Like you got all kinds of blisters and shit. So you should stay here and let take me care of you. I'd like to take care of you". You blush and slowly nod your head and say "Yes, I.. I would love that".
💜Ya'll Bond💜As you and Thomas's bodies get contorted and flattned by the pressure of the black hole, you scream at Thomas: "WHERE'S THE GOLDFISH?!". Thomas looks at you and yells "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!!". "I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH!!" You yell back! Suddenly, the cosmic and spiritual powers of the blackhole listens to your demands and you are both spat into a polished bathroom and the hole disappears. You are dehydrated fom your time in the black hole so you crawl to the bathtub in hopes of there being some water! "No don't look-" Thomas begins to say, but it's to late! You look into the tub to see millions of goldfish swimming about. "What the fuck are these your goldfish?" you ask. "Yes and this is my bathroom" Thomas says. "When I've had a long day at working at the dentist shop, I come home and lay in this bath, and they eat the dead skin from my body. They're great for exfoliation!" "Oh word?" You exclaim. "yeah! You wanna sit in the tub with me?" Thomas asks you. "Oh for sure!" You say.
💜You and Thomas sit in opposite ends of the bathtub while gingelry popping the joints of eachother's toes. The goldfish happily eat the dead skin of your bodies💜 As Thomas pulls the trigger of his gun... You fart!! And the bullet rebound's off your fart blasts and hits Thomas directly in the heart! 🫵You killed him🫵. You pull up your pants and drag his body to the bathroom with plans to chop him up in the bathtub and burry him. But when you haul his body to the tub, you see millions of orange and gold goldfish within it! "Omg! I found all the goldfish! I solved the mystery!".
👍You found the goldfish. Good job.👍 🫵Thomas shoots you in the butt!! You are dead!!🫵